nintendoggystyle:

im ugly but being ugly is cute right???????????????????????????????????????????!

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

toe11:

what if we still had umbilical cords that would be neat

incises:

fierce

bigdaddybee69:

party conversation topics to break the ice:

• religion
• equality
• abortion
• music taste
• euthanasia
• child porn

incises:

im laughing so hard holyY shit and now im laughing even harder because i said holy shit and the dog’s pooping and christmas is holy iomG im gonna explode

the doomba